i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
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we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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