well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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