HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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