i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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