I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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