we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
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She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
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Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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