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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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