Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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