you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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