His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I wannas sexs uuuuu
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
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I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
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I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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