Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
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of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
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Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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