I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
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Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
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I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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