we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Randomize
