Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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