Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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