I am spending my child support on dildos
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
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It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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