this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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