fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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