How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
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I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
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Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
You almost got us killed.
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