Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
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Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
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Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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