If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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