apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
