you told grandpa to call you daddy
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
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You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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