Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
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My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
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we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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