I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
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I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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