so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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