If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
