i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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