When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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