pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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