I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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