But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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