all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
