How'd it feel making her break her religion?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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