So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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