i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Randomize
