Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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