do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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