I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
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