i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
