So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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