Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
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