can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
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Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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