so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
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literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
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they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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