Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?