I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
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Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
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The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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