No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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