I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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