I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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