I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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