That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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