He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
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we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
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I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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