Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
