Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
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The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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