your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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