Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
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FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
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Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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