I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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